EPIC LEGACY 1.1: MEET THE LITERAL MAN-EATER. (Oooh, scary).
Well ha, you think I'm a normal girl? Noo, I'm the monster in Death Note.
I see a resemblance there.
Like what?
Personality.
Grr.
Well, okies, so here am I. My name is Valentina Epic, I was in the stylist thingamajig so yeah. I look pretty attractive, if I do say so myself.
You're not, remember the first picture?
That was just you and your stupid Photoshopping!
I believe you.
Grr. Okay, so, I find myself rather Lucky, I want to have a huge family, I schmooze up to people quite easily and more that my creator has stupidly forgot.
Fine, I'm sorry.
Right. So here's my outfit. I have impeccable fashion taste, as you can see here. I don't know why I'm in the Criminal Career Track. I should be a Stylist. This is just my Everyday. Of course, men are blown away by me (or women).
Stop bragging, Monster.
I was just kidding before alright?!
This is me. If you haven't notice, I've drastically changed my look from before.
I didn't notice.
What?! I splurged my money on that 100 carat bangle and YOU DON'T NOTICE IT?!
I'm so sorry, Valentina, but you're too drab.
I hate you.
My formal wear. I look simply stunning!
Well, in my opinion, that hair doesn't exactly go well with it, but oh well.
I simply love Liana for those bangles!
Well, yes, but we're crediting the mesh creators LATER.
Oh, right.
And this is my Sleepwear!
I'm not surprised you don't wear anything revealing. To not show you're a Criminal, right?
Ssh! Also, I forgot to take a screenie of your athletic.
Oh.. Sadly, I can't show off my flexible body.
And my Swimwear, tres magnifique!
Yes, well.. I can't think of anything horrible to say about this.
YAY!
Okay, my Narrator mode is on, so shut the heck up, stranger.
Right.
So we start this Epic adventure with our foundress, Valentina Epic. She's obviously distraught by the fact she has a 100-carat bangle and she's living on a plot of land. "Like a peasant", she says.
I do n-
Ssh, now.
Our foundress starts pinching herself, contemplating whether this is a dream. However, this is not. In fact, she had to, because she overspent on her credit card and got kicked out of her mansion. This was technically all she could afford.
She then stares blankly at the surroundings. Valentina's eyes are big and she starts showing that DN face yet again. Spooky-spooky.
All is hopeless for poor, poor Valentina Epic.
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I defied my own rules, I prepared the next.. three chapters, and the first picture is one from another chapter.. Oh spoilers
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